The Shorty
The Shorty by The shorty September 1, 2017
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julianna the shorty
Julianna is very short. She is annoying, but in a funny way. She is a simp for filipino guys like jun hehehhhe. She likes to go to pyjama themed youth events to see the hot guys. She has dark dark brown hair, and dark eyes. She gets a few guys but her main focus is on the hot filo guys. She claims that she isnt a simp, but we all know she can be once she has a crush (flash backs from the jun period).
But i love her, and she is cool.
But i love her, and she is cool.
julianna the shorty by dadonutgal May 22, 2022
Shorty on the side
Shorty on the side is a female who is not your main chick. Men see these chics on the side and refer to them as their "fuck buddies" and "honeydip" Shorty on the side is your ride or die chic, she down for whatever.
Shorty on the side by Tat ii * Mamii April 12, 2007
The Long and the Short
A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.
I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!
The Long and the Short by Superdragout January 19, 2010
the short bus
Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.
the short bus by friendsoftina January 5, 2004
ride the short bus
V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.
ride the short bus by snarkette April 23, 2003
riding the short bus
riding the short bus by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005
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