The Shorty

The Shorty

A sex position where the girl rides so low on a guy her tits hit his mouth.

Damn, she did the shorty on me all night long.

by The shorty September 1, 2017

julianna the shorty

Julianna is very short. She is annoying, but in a funny way. She is a simp for filipino guys like jun hehehhhe. She likes to go to pyjama themed youth events to see the hot guys. She has dark dark brown hair, and dark eyes. She gets a few guys but her main focus is on the hot filo guys. She claims that she isnt a simp, but we all know she can be once she has a crush (flash backs from the jun period).

But i love her, and she is cool.

Julianna the shorty is so short

by dadonutgal May 22, 2022

Shorty on the side

Shorty on the side is a female who is not your main chick. Men see these chics on the side and refer to them as their "fuck buddies" and "honeydip" Shorty on the side is your ride or die chic, she down for whatever.

"Thats wifey, but there goes mah shorty on the side."

by Tat ii * Mamii April 12, 2007

The Long and the Short

A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.

I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!

by Superdragout January 19, 2010

the short bus

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

by friendsoftina January 5, 2004

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

riding the short bus

Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.

That kid's riding the short bus.

by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005