5 definitions by dadonutgal

he is very cool and funny. he likes giving his dog takis everyday. he is married to mummy venta. <33
daddy jake bakezz is cool
by dadonutgal May 20, 2022
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swaguel, the most coolest person u will ever meet. as much as we don't like to admit it, he has rizz, for some reason... he gets gals like whaaaaa. his best friend is joelina varughese yayayayayay. she is a very cool person and shes hot and she will marry michael one day..... ANYWAYS!! swaggy has nice curls and is a curry muncherrrrr. he scams people for money online while he spends like 8,000 dollars in two months..... hehehehe. so yeassss. he used to have a gal called mo, but she was being a poop so he dont like her anymore. and yeas.

he likes to make fun of joelina varughese for being arabian, even if that means making terrorist jokes.
he has an indian mum who is black.

hes really good at doing the uwu voice, and he sings to himself everynight. his favourite song to play on the guitar is happier than ever by billie eilish... idk how to spell her name lol shhhhhhh anywaysss

he is like 7 foot even though hes like 4'11 but is actually like 5'10. so yeasssss
is that swaguel hanging out with joelina varughese again whattttttttt that duo is soooo coool what the heck
omg does mo still like swaguel
by dadonutgal November 24, 2022
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Julianna is very short. She is annoying, but in a funny way. She is a simp for filipino guys like jun hehehhhe. She likes to go to pyjama themed youth events to see the hot guys. She has dark dark brown hair, and dark eyes. She gets a few guys but her main focus is on the hot filo guys. She claims that she isnt a simp, but we all know she can be once she has a crush (flash backs from the jun period).

But i love her, and she is cool.
by dadonutgal May 23, 2022
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she is vv cute and so many people like her. tv has a fat crush on her. she looks so cute with the schools tracksuit on and she looks like a main character. since she is asian, she eats dogs and she loves munching on cats. she is currently wearing star earrings. she can speak tagalog. and she loves herself. she has a fat plumpy bundah <33
UwU
"wow reyny beyny is soooo cutee"
"are u going to ask reyny beyny to the prom"
by dadonutgal November 23, 2022
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She is vv weird. She likes Michael from her church. She like church guys. She is so short. Like ur mom. hahhahahhah. make more. she vv uwu. she likes poop. she likes eddie. she likes gorillas and frogs. daddy jake bakezz is her daddy <3. she cannot work bec of her mom. aww. she loves julianna vv much <33. you shouldn't like her or u'll ger heart broken. u wil become emo 0o0. (except if ur michael <33)

but i love her <33
"Omg, did use see Joelina. She's hot aye!".
" I should ask out Joelina to rivercruise".

Joelina Doodle Dahdal
by dadonutgal May 23, 2022
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