The Sage

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One who is all wise

Danny is The Sage

The Sage by yhtw May 12, 2009

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the_sage_witch

HOTTEST SWAGGIEST SEXIEST MOOT EVER

literally royalty

And unproblematic 🙇 ♀️🙇 ♀️
Again, HOTTTTTT

“I just followed @the_sage_witch, on tiktok and they followed back so fast. That’s obviously because their the hottest mf ever.”

the_sage_witch by Sage 🪴 June 23, 2021

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The Sage Hunter

Alcoholic drink, little asian flair
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.

1 part Jaegermeister
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey

"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."

"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."

The Sage Hunter by Deemoe September 23, 2012

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The Sage Effect

When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.

Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!

The Sage Effect by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta August 29, 2018

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On the Sage

When yo homie says something you don't believe him so you ask him "On The Sage" and if he responds "On The Sage " then he's being up front with you.

Person 1: On The Sage she was sloping my shit
Person 2: On The Sage!
Person 1: On The Sage?
Person 2: DAMN OK!

On the Sage by ANWWA March 7, 2019

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spin the sage

The act of burning and inhaling Mary Jane, otherwise known as Cannabis, into your lungs to cause a change in brain chemistry. In other words, to get stoned

Spongebob: "Yo Patrick Star, you wanna spin the sage after work?"

Patrick: "Hell ya, my dud."

spin the sage by Calidad June 11, 2020

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The Safeway Sage

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

The Safeway Sage by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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