the rod
A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.
the rod by Daniel Leroux October 9, 2003
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The Rod Rock
When you have sexual interactions with an underage girl while being married and having two kids. This may result in you being fired from your day job.
The Rod Rock by Oppagangnymstyle69420 October 30, 2019
The Rod look
The most vile look any being could possibly give you. It makes you feel less alive anytime you think about it.
I was at the grocery store the other day and this creepy hobo gave be the Rod look as I exited with my bags, I ran for my car right after!
The Rod look by Nutsack19 October 11, 2012
The Rod Of Justice
The Rod Of Justice by DeBo December 3, 2003
The Rod Stewart
When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
The Rod Stewart by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015
The Rod Caps
Slang for the caps on the lid of an RBMK reactor, usually referring to the caps above the control rod drive mechanism, but also can refer to the fuel rod caps.
That guy who just joined our Discord server, he said The Rod Caps jumped when Chernobyl exploded, what a HBO-Tard
The Rod Caps by Thxtnt June 28, 2023
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