2 definitions by The Clam Dunk
When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 1, 2015
When a male is on all fours, the girl is eating his anus while giving him a reacharound. When he is about to ejaculate, the girl sticks her tongue through the sphincter, into the anus, causing an explosive orgasm that could cut through metal.
by The Clam Dunk June 30, 2015