The Red Card

When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment

Dude, I was fucking this hot chick on her period and I had to give her the red card.

by Foot and e September 26, 2017

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023