the real...

Invented by the real Sean Firth, the real Ben Slee and the real Jack Barrington, this phrase is suceeded by a person of your choice in a kind of sarcastic tribute, eg (on seeing the real Sean Firth) "Oh my god, is that... The REAL Sean Firth? Dude, i'm so honoured to meet you. Could I have your autograph?" Alternatively, you can decide they are not the real whoever. eg (on seeing the real Ben Slee) "Jesus! It's the real Ben Slee.... oh no it isnt! It's an imposter! get away from me, you fraud!"

Every man woman and child on the planet should worship the real Mick Foley. Not the fake Mick Foley of WWF/WWE fame, but the Real one. If you don't know who he is, shame on you. You are not worthy of being real. There will be societies and clubs honouring the real mick foley. We will not stop until we achieve total real Mick Foley worship, die or become bored of it all. LONG LIVE THE REAL MICK FOLEY.

by The Real Basilus The Grat October 06, 2004

for real for real

Used to imply complete seriousness. Honestly.

For real for real, when I walked in the room, he was making out with the dog.

by th3m0nk October 15, 2005

for real real

a more expressive form of for real.

This ganj is the shit, for real real.

by International Bad Boy August 29, 2005

real real

Real-world reality, as opposed to TV or movie reality.

What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

On the real/on the real?

1)Really, I'm not lying, seriously
2)You serious? Really? You telling the truth

1)Yo I tore up that pink cookie dawg on the real
2)Yo Carlos got locked up again
On the real?

by da_preach August 23, 2003

real

essentially you say this when you relate to/agree with someone or something. its similar to for real (fr) in the way that people would say “i *insert action here* fr” on tiktok and twitter. it is said in the comment sections of tiktoks or in the repost messages of reposts you find on your for you page (fyp) on tiktok.

TL;DR when someone says something you agree with you would respond with “real”.

guy 1: i like watching little kids at the park trip and fall on their ugly faces

guy 2: real

by teenagers bro May 25, 2022

real

real

my mother died and idk what to do

"real"

by ThiccMalone May 31, 2022