the real thing 

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

the real thing by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

the real thing 

The n-word, but the real thing. When you want to make clear that someone said the real word, and not just "the n-word"

"Felix just said the n-word, but the real thing, while on the bridge"

the real thing by yoyie-as August 30, 2021

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

Bring it in for the real thing by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009

even better than the real thing 

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

even better than the real thing by atemperman January 25, 2004

the only thing i know for real (is cum) 

CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING

A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES

OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM

the only thing i know for real (is cum)

the only thing i know for real (is cum) by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022

the only thing i know for real 

Verse 1
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

guy1:hey did u hear that banger song i sent you?
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real

the only thing i know for real by your normal mgr fan September 16, 2022

The only thing I know for real 

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

The only thing I know for real by Thisi December 20, 2023