the randall
the randall by Smokey255 May 29, 2018
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The Randall Empire
A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.
The Randall Empire by EagerBeaverWeaver March 27, 2019
The Randall Effect
When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
The Randall Effect by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015
The Full Randall
Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it
“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”
The Full Randall by Carbon42069 February 14, 2020
the wet randall
the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.
the wet randall by the wet randall September 8, 2009
Eric the Mexican Randall
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
Eric the Mexican Randall by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
Handle the Randal
A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.
Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.
Handle the Randal by Media Nox March 23, 2007
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