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the randall 

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.
My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.
the randall by Smokey255 May 29, 2018
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The Randall Empire 

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.
Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

The Randall Effect 

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

The Full Randall

Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it
“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”
The Full Randall by Carbon42069 February 14, 2020

the wet randall 

the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.
i gave davers the wet randall
the wet randall by the wet randall September 8, 2009

Eric the Mexican Randall 

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!

Handle the Randal 

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.
Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.
Handle the Randal by Media Nox March 23, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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