the quasi

when hunchbackked, you proceed to have a female to bend down and bust into your hand. Then you slap her with the "dirty" hand.

Oscar-Oh man! Yesterday, I gave Jennifer The Quasi in the movie theatre!!!!

by Ezequiel V January 16, 2009

quasi

Seemingly knowledgeable (but not really); pseudo; fake

My husband thinks he's a skilled home winemaker. So far, his quasi skills have produced nothing but vinaigrette!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 03, 2022

Quasi

1. Almost, but not really
2. Strange, weird, or obscure.

Ill just have to sit here while he things of some other quasisexual things to do with me.

by Gotenski December 29, 2004

Quasi

When two people are in a relationship that they are extremely unsure about and won't admit anything to their friends about where their relationship is going.

Often times roommates will plan their night around hanging out with their "quasi" so that they won't jeopardize friendships including bromances.

Dave: "Yo Bro, what you up to this week man?"
Brian: "I'm hanging out with the quasi on Monday."
Dave: "Waaa, allright bro I guess that I will plan something with my quasi on Monday so that we can bro-out the rest of the week"

by Coriah April 03, 2009

quasi

Half or Part

Quasi-God

by larstait October 10, 2003

quasi

Something that is weird or out of the ordinary.

That person over there is talking to a wall, that's quasi.

by NIpTErINk January 06, 2004

quasi

when someone is completely wasted that he/she ends up looking like Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. This look is often characterized by one eye shut and hunching over (maybe a little drooling, too)

Girl 1: I tried calling Brett last night so we could meet up... I called like 5 times.... He answered once, but all I heard were grunts and heavy breathing.

Girl 2: Don't take it personally, he was quasi

by :D:):D:):D January 05, 2010