The public 

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.

Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."

The public by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

The Public 

Did nothing but deride, demonize, stalk, harass, mock, foist labor on, and ignore.

Hym "And now you feel entitled to the proceeds! It shouldn't be the billionaires who stole it benefiting from it! It shouldn't be the guy the stole it from... It should be you! It should be the public who did NOTHING! The ones who did nothing but reject, shit on, and humiliate the guy who actually did it. I'll kill your fucking kids you pieces of shit. Don't think for a second you'll get away with it."

The Public by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

The Public Media by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011

the public education system 

A 13 year hellish ultramarathon of Simon says.

The public education system is a disgrace.

the public education system by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 20, 2023

The Public Toilet 

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .

The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .

The Public Toilet by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018

The Public Escalation Paradox

A phenomenon in which individuals or groups become more stupid and defensive in their positions when a conflict or disagreement occurs in a public setting or 2 content creators online. Although private discussions often allow for flexibility and compromise, public jackasses increases pressure to maintain credibility and avoid appearing weak, leading to intensified conflict and reduced chances of resolution.

“This entire thing is just The Public Escalation Paradox It’s so Stupid”

The Public Escalation Paradox by The Raging Chud March 21, 2026

educating the public 

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.

"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"

educating the public by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013