the precious 

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

the precious by J. October 30, 2003

the precious 

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

the precious by JABBY! April 13, 2007

the precious 

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.

The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.

the precious by vark April 6, 2003

Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

Edge of The Precious by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

Rubbing the precious 

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

Rubbing the precious by Larry January 18, 2004

TehPrecious 

Something a perrson values very much

Sponges

TehPrecious by Ender Wuggles March 31, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020