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the precious 

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.
the precious by J. October 30, 2003
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the precious 

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.
Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!
the precious by JABBY! April 13, 2007

the precious 

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.
The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.
the precious by vark April 6, 2003

Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.
Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

Rubbing the precious 

Giddy with glee
After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious
Rubbing the precious by Larry January 18, 2004

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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