the precious

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

the precious by J. October 30, 2003

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the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

the precious by JABBY! April 13, 2007

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the precious

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.

The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.

the precious by vark April 6, 2003

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Edge of The Precious

What one says when they creepily want to peek down your pants to see the top of your vagina.

Then Taran told me to “Show him the Edge of The Precious”.

Edge of The Precious by Edge of The Precious January 22, 2020

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Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

Rubbing the precious by Larry January 18, 2004

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TehPrecious

Something a perrson values very much

Sponges

TehPrecious by Ender Wuggles March 31, 2003

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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