The Pooter 

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

The Pooter by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009

the pooter shooter 

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

the pooter shooter by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008

The Pooter Shooter 

The hand in which you use to finger a chick in the pooter.

Tim popped Becca with the Pooter Shooter last night.

The Pooter Shooter by Timbanged becca December 28, 2007

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

Diddle the pooter by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

diddle the pooter by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

In the pooper

The ultimate sign of trust from a woman to a man

Woman: "I'm guna let you put it in the pooper"
Man: "Jackpot"

In the pooper by Old Gregorian Calender August 19, 2009

the poltergeist 

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

the poltergeist by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017