The Panda

The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.

"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"

by Panda OMG November 27, 2009

The Panda

Pablo Sandavol of the San Francisco Giants

The Panda hit a 2 run homer!

by unkknownxxxx August 25, 2011

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012

The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

The panda

The person who had the least amount of birdies in a group.

“Hey guys who was the panda today?” Patrick raised his hand in Shame

by Dr9999 December 28, 2020

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010