"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"
by Panda OMG November 27, 2009
by unkknownxxxx August 23, 2011
when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.
'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
by Fo_Sho March 21, 2012
Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.
1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
by x_hunter_x March 11, 2011
The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.
Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.
by distingwished February 18, 2007
by zenmechanic March 18, 2009
To be removed voluntarily or involuntarily from a guild; Also accompanied with a "Bye Cunt" panda meme
by DeeMoney1 March 10, 2019