The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.
"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"
by Panda OMG November 27, 2009
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when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.
'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

by Fo_Sho March 21, 2012
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Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.
1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
by x_hunter_x March 10, 2011
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having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";
Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.
by zenmechanic March 17, 2009
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The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.
Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.
by distingwished February 18, 2007
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Showing people how rare and special you are, like a panda.
(One YouTuber to another)
"What, are you pandaing to your audience?"
"What? No! Why would I indulge them like that?"
"I think you misunderstood me. 'Pandaing', it's like when you show your audience how rare and special you are, like a panda."
by NotInABand April 05, 2016
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