the omelet

When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.

One time, I made this ho breakfast, cooked her the omelet.

by Rickety Split December 3, 2007

flippin' the omelet

When having intercourse, flippin' the omelet describes the act of moving behind a woman in order to pursue (takin' the toast).

"Oh. Bro, like during breakfast, dude, I had the toaster all worked out, and i was gonna take the toast, so I was all flippin' the omelet, right? Tryin' to get that booty bounce?"

by mega miles December 17, 2008

the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018

the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019