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the old pump and jerk 

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

the old in-out in-out 

1. Copulation. Best said by Alex, of A Clockwork Orange.
1. "No time for the old in-out in-out, love. Just came to check the meter."

The Old Zazzoo 

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.
i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo
The Old Zazzoo by SweetDoggyM August 27, 2016

The Old Nite 

The RuneScape account name of a high-ranking, recently deceased player. According to his sister, he has recently died from a two month battle with bowel cancer. The Old Nite was well known for being a friendly player that would generously help players out in need of help. A lot of comments are made on his good nature and kindness. Many people have forum signatures or blurbs showing recognition to him and his death.
The Old Nite is a RuneScape player.
The Old Nite by xX_Fr0st July 10, 2006

the old nite 

One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.
Rest in peace, The Old Nite, we all miss you.
the old nite by p00flake July 16, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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