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The Narrator 

A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.
Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left.
The Narrator by sublimelover420 April 18, 2010
Word of the Day on November 1, 2023

The Narrator 

The Narrator from The Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce.
“You need to get The Narrator with Jeff, you’re not in a healthy marriage.”

The Narrator 

A male who, while engaged in very rough sexual activity, narrates his actions, and his partners.
-Tobi decided to be The Narrator last night, so I decided to leave.
-"I hope your okay with me being the Narrator"
"oh of course daddy, you make me your toy!"
*he gets very hard*

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026