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The Mond 

Abbreviation for Dickmond, a rather piss-poor boss.
I suppose The Mond will be knob slapping The Captain today
The Mond by Cock Flasp August 17, 2006
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The Mond 

People who refer to Richmond, Va as "the mond" are destined to become either housewives or country club members, since the definition implies that the speaker is a spoiled rich kid who will have everything handed to them. People who enjoy "the mond" do not frequently go into the REAL Richmond (a.k.a. not the west end) and thus don't realize what a hellhole of a place it really is. Richmond sucks and you should be happy to not live there.
"The Mond" is a term used by people who don't realize what a shitty place Richmond really is.
The Mond by ShitKicker January 26, 2005

The Mondays 

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
The Mondays by Kmetzman April 23, 2006

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Case of the Mondays by Elmer November 25, 2005

case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space
Sounds like a case of the monday's
case of the monday's by alpine January 25, 2004

The Mondays 

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.
Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."
The Mondays by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
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