The Mike

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When one decides to overtake a car against oncoming traffic, whilst fiddling with a 15 year old girl.

Mate I was shit scared the other day, bob decided to do The Mike when we were on our way to college!

The Mike by Chris Lindop June 12, 2010

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The Mike Hendrix

A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.

The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.

We were having great sex, but then pulled the Mike Hendrix on me.

The Mike Hendrix by One Alone March 29, 2011

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The Mike Tyson experience

The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.

Damn johnny gave Emily The Mike Tyson experience

The Mike Tyson experience by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022

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The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

The Mike Tyson by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

The mike frick

To go down on a girl from behind with her in doggy style position

Her breath smelt of puke so I gave her the mike frick.

The mike frick by Davesnothere86 September 25, 2011

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The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.

Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!

The Mike Main Special by The kid99 November 1, 2009

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the Mike Hernandez

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

the Mike Hernandez by JayRyder April 16, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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