A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".
by Tommy November 13, 2004

by Pianorno Pianovanna October 31, 2019

A Rueben (made of 100 % awesome) is a creature that lives to love and loves to live. A hard-working man that derives his self-gratification from working like a maniac, until he has nothing left in him. Naturally talented in the arts and music. Lover. Philosopher.
"Did you see that Rueben back there?"
"It was like he was made of awesome!"
"Can we get one for our place?"
"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
"It was like he was made of awesome!"
"Can we get one for our place?"
"Of course. Everyone needs a Rueben."
by mouseiemouse February 3, 2010

by Hol ma Beer March 19, 2020

Big dicked sexy mofo. When you see Rueben you instantly get horny and start drooling. He's a party starter and sure is the sexiest hottest and cutest motherfucker alive. Probably a faggot too 😻
by dickbiggerthanthesun April 6, 2021

by Dude, where's our limo? August 23, 2004
