the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn

after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.

the microwave by krupabot February 18, 2014

the microwave burrito effect 

That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.

The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.

the microwave burrito effect by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013

The Microwave Implant 

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

The Microwave Implant by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

The Microwave is Sentient

“The microwave is sentient” is an English statement asserting that a microwave oven possesses consciousness or awareness. Its etymology is unclear, although it likely originated from someone observing their kitchen appliance for significantly longer than was necessary.

Pronunciation: /ðə ˈmaɪkroʊweɪv ɪz ˈsɛntiənt/

The statement remains unverified by microwave manufacturers.

“Don’t unplug it. The microwave is sentient.”
“Why is it watching me?”
“The microwave is sentient, apparently.”

The Microwave is Sentient by Mochilikescoffee September 10, 2026

slightly reheated in the microwave 

When an insult is very weak.

Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!

slightly reheated in the microwave by Heycuties ;) January 8, 2021

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

My Dog Turned on the Microwave by Wardnug April 7, 2009

In the Microwave?

When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"

Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?

In the Microwave? by Urka March 23, 2008