Lelqing

When you sound with barbed wire, and pull as hard as you can in the opposite direction in an attempt to elongate your chode.

"Hey, did you meet your inch quota this week? The Jelqation will fanum tax you if you dont."

"Yeah, but I had to resort to lelqing on my final day."

by camillelavigne April 16, 2024

slumpy stew

a stew made of shums, maggots, scorching soup, and ground up skibidi slicers.

i finally got some maggots! time to make some slumpy stew!!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

slumpster

someone who creates and indulges in slumpy stew

that guy Fanum T. is a real slumpster. I saw him sipping the slumpy stew in ohio !

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024