Definitions by #THE_QUEEN

I Heard You Using the Microwave 

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

I Heard You Using the Microwave by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

Yeat 

Yeat has multiple meanings;

a) A yeat is someone who is ignorant, naïve or just an idiot.

b) It can also be said when something is Cool af
c) Can be used to replace any word

a) Hey, did you know that the sky was blue??
You fucking yeat, of course the sky is blue!

b) Woah dude! Yeat! That is such a nice microwave!

c) Do you wanna put your meat in my yeat?

Yeat by #THE_QUEEN November 16, 2016