The Merchandise
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
The Merchandise by QuacksO November 26, 2011
Words you can keep
Hands off the merchandise!
Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011
Related Words
hands off the merchandise!
hands off the merchandise! by underdawg November 10, 2008
handling the merchandise
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019
Watch the Merchandise
What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Watch the Merchandise by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
Check the merchandise
To have sexual intercourse.
Check the merchandise by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012
Easy on the merchandise
Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
Easy on the merchandise by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018
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