The Meat 

A term widely used in the US Pacific Submarine Force referring to any sort of task at work, tough break, problem, mistake, recently discovered issue, or undesirable event that someone must deal with. Most commonly used in the sense that one is receiving or has received it, however it is also possible to dish it out.

"Dude how's your day going? Get much meat today?"
"Oh man that's the meat right there."
"Is he trying to lay the meat on you?"
"You're really getting the meat on this one."

"How'd it go? You give it the meat or what?"
"Did you lay the meat on him?"

The Meat by Nova14 April 18, 2017

The Meat House 

(used in new orleans to describe wild hotel parties)
A hotel party with beacoup Tygas with fitted caps and bitches.

First Person
"Ay son, you comin to the meat house after the wayne concert?"
Second Person
"Yea, I'm in there"

The Meat House by TygaMan504 December 16, 2009

THE Meat Party 

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

THE Meat Party by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

The Meat Man 

Not any meat man, but a meat man with only the finest meats. Due to the general nature of other meat man, he will insist that people feel his meats to see how his are far superior. If you have found The Meat Man and his Meat Man Van, don't be afraid. When he offers to let you get in his van and feel his meats, go ahead; not doing so is incredibly rude and will get you blacklisted by all meat men.

The Meat Man got all the kids at the park to feel his meat to see how high quality it is.

The Meat Man by Soapp August 9, 2018

the meat man 

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

the meat man by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

the meat dive 

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

the meat dive by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

The Meat Eagle 

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

The Meat Eagle by RoyCoup November 27, 2012