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The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.
Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews
by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008
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Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021
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The Matthew McConaughey

When a young man refrains from shaving until a noticeable stubble is present, evoking a cool grunge style.
Only certain men can pull the Matthew McConaughey without looking like a bum.
Girl: You got some stubble.
Guy: I know, I need to shave.
Girl: No, don't do that! You got the Matthew McConaughey going and it's working for you!
by MHS Graduate 09 September 12, 2009
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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Matthew the player

The best person on earth Matthew the player also known as aka.mr steal your girl has HUGE 9.5 inch biceps try me he will fight lions grizzly bears and your nan loves a succulent pastry known as a jaffa cake he once lost a tooth to a protein bar he's a proper hard lad don't mess with him is a billionaire trillionare *it's how he stole your girl * he's a whopping GIANT height of a staggering 4foot 10inches don't mess with a Matthew or he will steal your girl freind FWI.he can also drop a sick beats .
Matthew the player is A slang term / name for a person who is very attractive and likes Marta cakes.and who s got bulging biceps and an extremely tall height
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
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