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Tom the Mail Man 

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.
Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is
Tom the Mail Man by 2extra May 11, 2021

letter in the mail box 

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey
boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

Haulin the mail 

"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)

The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"
while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.
Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

in the mail 

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.
Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail
in the mail by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

right as the mail 

to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.
Billy: Are you sure about that?

John: I'm right as the mail.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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