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Stir the Macaroni 

When a male inserts his penis into a female's vagina and moves it in a circular motion making a noise similar to stiring macaroni.
"Baby sit tight and let me stir the macaroni for you tonight"
Stir the Macaroni by Java Jibbz August 23, 2011

Rimming the macaroni

When a guy is at the point of no return and rubs his moist and cheesy bell-end on her rectum, leaving it looking like a plate of macaroni cheese
Vicki had got her man so cheesy that he bent her over and had a good session of rimming the macaroni.

salt and pepper in the macaroni 

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.
Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

The Wacky Macaroni 

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.
Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

macaroni and the chicken strips 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mom"what do you want for supper"
me"macaroni and the chicken strips uhhhhhhh"

macaroni with the chicken strips 

food that makes you AHHHHHHhhhhhh-
macaroni with the chicken strips AHHH-