a sexual position that came out of a fever dream I had in which the man must hop onto a pirate boat with frogs and shove the following into their asshole: a fedora, paper boat, and a shell-less hermit crab and perform a song
by crackedfeverdreamer December 18, 2020
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by arlie September 5, 2004
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Get the Lydia of the water tribe mug.this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness
by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003
Get the the lysiak mug.hit her with the motorized cart. get out of the cart and start screaming "ITS MILLER TIME!!!" then take all of her skin. disguise yourself in her skin on you and walk into the social security office. get her money and cart on off into the sunset for your next old woman. best places to find old people are: wegmans on weekday mornings, voting booths, and florida.
by Big Papa Smurf March 16, 2003
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Not much but I’m pretty sure she’s one of The Lidia species.
Few of her kind I see...
Not much but I’m pretty sure she’s one of The Lidia species.
Few of her kind I see...
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