1 definition by crackedfeverdreamer

The Lydia

a sexual position that came out of a fever dream I had in which the man must hop onto a pirate boat with frogs and shove the following into their asshole: a fedora, paper boat, and a shell-less hermit crab and perform a song

she said that she wanted to do the Lydia

by crackedfeverdreamer December 19, 2020