the logs 

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

come we go blaze at the logs

the logs by mix master April 5, 2004

letting the logs drop into the Mississippi 

Taking a crap. Similar slangs are "dropping the kids off at the pool" and "dropping the Obamas at the White House".

When I got home from the Chinese buffet, I was letting the logs drop into the Mississippi.

letting the logs drop into the Mississippi by Mr. Gigglezz March 1, 2012

Mossing the logs 

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

Mossing the logs by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

The texas logs 

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

The texas logs by Bubba A July 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019