the knobby
the knobby by Little Macster July 31, 2016
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The knobby Frey
Friend #1 Hey bro I’m going to go take a hot piss, watch my beer and don’t let that chick put anything in it yeah?
Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.
Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.
Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.
Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.
The knobby Frey by Fun in the Fanny July 28, 2024
Shlobby the Knobby
Shlobby the Knobby by Boryz October 21, 2019
the knobber
While standing in front of the bathroom door , Bob received the knobber from his girlfriend who was sitting on the toilet.
the knobber by nnNNNjkhghkFGHJL;'POIUYTREDSXF February 28, 2017
slobbage of the knobbage
slobbage of the knobbage by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017
The Nuneaton Knobber
A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
Knobbing the bird
Knobbing the bird by Luckyism69 October 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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