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You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
The KFC by TheOGWaifu May 8, 2019
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The KFC Mafia 

Is a Mafia consisted of 3 team memebers(Joe,Mark, Rene) of KFC. Founded in 2003 in National City, CA (8th Highland), The KFC Mafia is known to drink lots of Liqour(Budwesier is the offical Beer of the KFC Mafia) and cause havoic. The KFC Mafia is is no longer active, but the the Name will live on.
The KFC Mafia members was raising hell last night!
The KFC Mafia was raising hell yeserday!
The KFC Mafia by joelar March 25, 2008

the "kfc" loving people 

the kfc loving people are a harsh group of thugs who love to steal. They commit half the crimes in the world but are only a small percentage of people in the world. They love to hold gun sideways and consume kfc, watermelon and Kool aid. even though they love Kool aid the one thing they fear the most is the Kool Klux Klan. imagine if the kfc loving people made there own kkk, it would be called the Kool Aid Klan
Person: No! please don't rob me!

the "kfc" loving people: shut up nigga! we goin to rob yo ass and eat yo kfc!

october 18th raid the kfc day 

on october 18th everyone must go raid kfc and take all there chicken tenders.
october 18th raid the kfc day is the day where everyone must raid their nearest kfc

the.official.kfc.man 

the.official.kfc.man is a tik toker who posts content about mostly anime but sometimes other things. they have 82 followers
my favourite tik toker is the.official.kfc.man

the 11th special herb in kfcs recipie 

Guy 1: hey! Wanna smoke weed? Guy 2: nah just the 11th special herb in kfcs recipie. Aka weed
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