the kelsey

When your doing innercorse with your partner and she's in doggystyle and while your fucking her in the vagina, you pull out and shove all of you cock and ram it in her asshole, without her knowing.

So when I went to my girlfriend's house I surprised my girlfriend with The Kelsey!

the kelsey by Alpha J November 18, 2020

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Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe

Kelsey devoe the nappy how is a know down hands down perfect in every aspect then you find out she lied about sleeping with ping and havein gang bangs alot while she still refuses to let you hit but let's ping a well known STD spreader of herpes which is documented and possibly hiv

Oh dam bro you just got kelsey devoe the nappy hoe now you should go get checked because when you get KELSEY LEANN DEVOE NAPPY HOE"D YOUR PROB DEAD FROM LETTIN PING STIK HIS DIK N U

Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe by anonymous May 24, 2025

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the kelley deal 6000

kelley deal's former band. they're fucking awesome.

and when the head of the cult flies westward...

the kelley deal 6000 by brittles September 20, 2004

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The O'Kelley Fifteen

An unintentionally long fifteen minute break taken at your place of employment.

"I started checking my email on break, and before I knew it I had taken The O'Kelley Fifteen."

The O'Kelley Fifteen by salgoldberg January 6, 2010

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thekelley

The maximum amount of beauty possible to obtain. Sunrises, sunsets, flowers, crashing waves on the beach, Eva Longoria: Now fuse all the beauty and heavenliness from these things into one... that is 'thekelley.' On occasion, there are those moments, those people, or those sites that are simply beyond description and beyond words; the beauty and splendor exceed anything previously discerned or even dreamed. Now there is a word to describe those things that were formerly undescribable... 'thekelley' beautiful perfect gorgeous stunning angel

Tony: Wow, this moment simply cant be described in words...

Jack: Erroneous, this is thekelley

thekelley by beautifulman123 August 11, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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