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the kelsey 

When your doing innercorse with your partner and she's in doggystyle and while your fucking her in the vagina, you pull out and shove all of you cock and ram it in her asshole, without her knowing.
So when I went to my girlfriend's house I surprised my girlfriend with The Kelsey!
the kelsey by Alpha J November 18, 2020
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Kelsey devoe the nappy hoe 

Kelsey devoe the nappy how is a know down hands down perfect in every aspect then you find out she lied about sleeping with ping and havein gang bangs alot while she still refuses to let you hit but let's ping a well known STD spreader of herpes which is documented and possibly hiv
Oh dam bro you just got kelsey devoe the nappy hoe now you should go get checked because when you get KELSEY LEANN DEVOE NAPPY HOE"D YOUR PROB DEAD FROM LETTIN PING STIK HIS DIK N U

the kelley deal 6000

kelley deal's former band. they're fucking awesome.
and when the head of the cult flies westward...
the kelley deal 6000 by brittles September 20, 2004

The O'Kelley Fifteen 

An unintentionally long fifteen minute break taken at your place of employment.
"I started checking my email on break, and before I knew it I had taken The O'Kelley Fifteen."

thekelley 

The maximum amount of beauty possible to obtain. Sunrises, sunsets, flowers, crashing waves on the beach, Eva Longoria: Now fuse all the beauty and heavenliness from these things into one... that is 'thekelley.' On occasion, there are those moments, those people, or those sites that are simply beyond description and beyond words; the beauty and splendor exceed anything previously discerned or even dreamed. Now there is a word to describe those things that were formerly undescribable... 'thekelley' beautiful perfect gorgeous stunning angel
Tony: Wow, this moment simply cant be described in words...

Jack: Erroneous, this is thekelley
thekelley by beautifulman123 August 11, 2010
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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