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the junk 

The epitomy of being sick, dope, or tight.
Bruce Lee is the junk.
the junk by Jordan Batson September 11, 2008

The Junk Mans Itch 

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale
The Junk Mans Itch by ADONEALL February 10, 2013

The Junk Tickler 

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

in the junk 

Being hit in the penis
The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk
in the junk by dretabrutsam February 26, 2015

What the Junk? 

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.
RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?
What the Junk? by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

kick in the junk 

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.
"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"
kick in the junk by Boris87 June 11, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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