The Josh

N.) A sentient entity that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. The Josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. It is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. In 2005, The Josh had an excruciating battle with Chuck Norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. Although defeated the Josh swears revenge. This battle was later known as "Hurricane Katrina." The Josh is sometimes referred by other names such as Death and Cthulhu.

Also likes puppies.

Oh My God! It's the Josh! Run!

by An Ancient Sage June 26, 2009

The josh

An alpha male who could steal your girl within seconds, the Josh could get what it wants, when it wants, those who choose to interfere with the Josh’s life will instantly regret it as the josh could disintegrate their life.

Oh no here comes the Josh, we should stay in hiding until he leaves.

by The overlord roaster96 November 4, 2019

The josh

The act of letting a girl fuck you in the ass with a strap-on

His girlfriend wanted to preform the josh on him

by Fuckgodnigga November 29, 2016

the josh

An asian prepubescent boy who will forever stay a virgin without ever having any type of connection with a girl

the josh is sucking ashtons dick

by trippiemob November 5, 2019

The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021

Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed

by the josh that would have won April 20, 2021

The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021