the Jordan

The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.

I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.

by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012

The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.

"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

The Jordan Breyer

Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.

Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.

by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011

The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.

Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015