the jonus 

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

the jonus by Starrbarr September 23, 2005

keep up with the joneses 

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

keep up with the joneses by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

The Joneses 

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers

Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas

The Jonas by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019

The Jones’ Jar 

The Jones’ Jar is a jar in which every year a participant is selected to queef inside a jar, this process is repeated until the Master is satisfied with the aroma of the jar. Once the Master is fulfilled he puts the jar under his pillow on Christmas Eve and reviews his participants faces. On Christmas Day at 00:01 he lines up the photos, closes the windows and opens the jar and is infused with the reviving stench of the queefs. The Jones’ Jar is said to revive and desires anyone to use the Process; however you need to be born in heir to the possession of a Jones’ family member.

“Oi, queef in The Jones’ Jar love...”

The Jones’ Jar by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

The Jonas Brothers 

Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.

Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."

The Jonas Brothers by Raiinbowface August 14, 2008

the jonas brothers 

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.

little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.

the jonas brothers by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008