the jacket

The fuzz, the five-O, the police.

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

the jacket by Nick D January 31, 2004

the jacket

A badly titled movie that should have been about killer coats.

When the jacket attack!
Poor little Suzzy puts on a winter fleece when little does she know, "she cant un-zip it." ~deep throaty man voice that almost sounds like its comming onto you.~

the jacket by allonyourface December 24, 2006

The Jacket Surprise 

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

The Jacket Surprise by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011

The jacket thing 

When a guy takes off his jacket in the cold and gives it to a girl. Normally done by the guy to show that he cares about / likes the girl.

Amelia: How did your first date go?
Thomas: It was perfect imo. I even did the jacket thing!
Amelia: Awwwwww!

The jacket thing by General Tom October 21, 2019

Throwing the Jacket Off 

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job

Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.

Throwing the Jacket Off by CheesesCakesAreDelicous December 9, 2008

fuck you in the jacket 

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

fuck you in the jacket by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

putting on the jacket 

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

putting on the jacket by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004