the jacker 

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.

I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....

the jacker by The needer October 13, 2020

Rip The Jacker 

Rapper Canibus's alter ago, kinda like Eminem's Slim Shady

Rip The Jacker but never stan

Rip The Jacker by AC August 7, 2003

rip the jacker 

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.

Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.

rip the jacker by Gone420 May 5, 2009

Carlos the Jacker 

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

Carlos the Jacker by scodder April 30, 2010

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.

Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit by afdgh11 March 20, 2017

the jackers 

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

the jackers by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

The Jacket Surprise 

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

The Jacket Surprise by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011