the invisible man 

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.

Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.

the invisible man by West Mungshit October 12, 2007

Handsy the Invisible Man 

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

Handsy the Invisible Man by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

The Almost Invisible Man 

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM

Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?

The Almost Invisible Man by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008

The invincible Chrome Man 

The invincible Chrome Man is a comic book series with the main character bologna mark a rich guy puts on a suit of armor that has cool laser thingies

The invincible Chrome Man Vol. 1 The attack of the mandarin orange

The invincible Chrome Man by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020