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the honk 

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped
if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help
the honk by Johnny Table November 29, 2006
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what the honk 

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.
Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”
what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020

smack the honk 

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock
smack the honk by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Honk the Whale  

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...
grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...
Honk the Whale by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

Honk the Mongoose 

lesser known form of the term masturbate.
When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

To Honk the Bobo 

To practice fellatio; to give dome; to suck a dick.
Dat bitch honked my bobo real nasty last night in my caddy bumpin down I-90.
To Honk the Bobo by Ashton Youboty September 28, 2004

Honk the Bobo 

1. As "Bobo" has often been a name used by clowns (namely dunk tank clowns), the term "Honk the Bobo" can refer to giving oral sex to a clown.

2. As the rock band Aerosmith used the title "Honkin' on Bobo" for a blues album focusing on Steven Tyler's harmonica skills, it can also be a term for playing the Harmonica, especially for blues music.
1. After the fair closed last night, she stuck around behind the dunk tank to honk the Bobo.

2. Once he and his band were all set up to play at the blues club, he was ready to honk the Bobo.
Honk the Bobo by BassManSTS December 18, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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