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Ho Ho The Clown 

Some clown, usually obese, who gorges himself/herself on Hostess Ho-Ho's, the individually wrapped, chocolate-covered, rolled cake-and-cream junk food, sorta like a swiss roll.
"Check out Ho Ho the Clown over there. That mofo gone be a 300-pounder by the time she's 20."
Ho Ho The Clown by The Mekon April 16, 2006

Ho Ho The Clown 

Someone with too much mascara who looks like a whore
Ho Ho The Clown by Bradley Williams November 26, 2005

It's in the ho

Shouted out by spectators at the next golf event when Tiger tees off. Replaces the classic exclamation, "It's in the hole!"
Gallery is silent until the tee shot is taken.
"It's in the ho!"
It's in the ho by J Scotts December 3, 2009

fire in the ho 

Knowingly blowing your STD laden semen in an unsuspecting female's mouth, anus, or vagina.
It burned when I peed, but she was hot as hell; FIRE IN THE HO!
fire in the ho by Saucy Jiz May 27, 2018

bigger the hoops bigger the ho 

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho
Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

what the ho 

Expression used to express surprise or wonder. It can be used generally or specifically with regards to some hoes.
What the ho were you thinking when you told your customer to go f--- himself?!!

or

What the ho is she wearing?!! She looks like a slut!
what the ho by jeremy415 November 7, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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