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hitting the hittler 

1. This is what happens when you get suckered into driving a shittler around for over an hour, just so he can mate with his girlfriend.
2. Giving a girl thousands of dollars over the course of week or two, just so that she can pretend to love you, and give you a little suckey-suckey once a month to keep the cash flowing.
"I wonder if that dude's girlfriend is really going to start hitting the hittler, or if she is just leading on for the camera."
"That chick will never hit the hittler. how pitiful for him"

The Hitler Game 

A game where a player goes to wikipedia.org, selects "random article," and sees how many clicks it takes to get to the "Adolf Hitler" article. The player who can do it in as few clicks as possible wins.

Fun to play at the office when one is bored.
Deskjockey 1: Man I'm bored...

Deskjockey 2: Then make some more sales calls!

Deskjockey 1: Naw... Work is for suckers... I know! Let's play The Hitler Game!
The Hitler Game by Chris H., Pip R. November 17, 2012

The Hitler Card 

A common last ditch effort in a heated political debate to steer the argument back in one's favor by declaring your opponent's position to be that of Adolf Hitler.

Often times this is done with little thought as to whether or not adolf hitler was for or against a particular side. Who cares about logic it's just fun to insult your opponents by likening them or their beliefs to tyrannical despots.
If you wish to play the Hitler Card and not look like a total tool here's some examples of Adolf Hitler's stances or at least what he claimed publicly.

He was For: abortion, capital punishment, censorship, eugenics, gun control, racial purity, and vegetarianism.

He was against: atheism, capitalism, communism, democracy, drinking, the disabled, feminists, Jews, Jehovah's witnesses, Gypsies, homosexuals, labor unions, pornography, prostitution, psychoanalysis, and smoking.

The Hitler Channel 

A disparaging name for The History Channel. It comes from that channel's propensity for showing WWII or Hitler related documentaries.
"I saw this show about Lincoln on the History Channel"
"You mean the Hitler Channel?"
The Hitler Channel by jjjk November 19, 2006

The Hitler Channel 

Sometimes the TLC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.
I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call TLC the Hitler Channel.

The Hitler Card 

Used when, in a heated debate, you compare something to Adolf Hitler. Usually a last resort defense, the hitler card is usually played by those who know they are loosing a debate, but are to stubborn to acutally admit it.
Apple guy: Yeah well Windows...
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER
The Hitler Card by N8NESS January 11, 2006