the hit man 

The best hit man around

Person1: That guy called me stupid

Person2: call the hit man

the hit man by cakeman624 April 13, 2020

hit the open man 

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.

If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.

hit the open man by Lindsay W May 30, 2008

Lube the Hitman

Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.

Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle

Snipe: Lube the hitman is one bad dude
Gypsy: Yeah.... he sucks at halo

Lube the Hitman by Lustrious March 4, 2008

The Hitman 47

WOW, he owns chinchillas

Douchebag, the hitman 47

The Hitman 47 by MSgt.Gunny October 16, 2008

Hitman on the Hershey Highway 

Male homosexual with a penchant for buggery.

Ben is a hitman on the Hershey highway.

Hitman on the Hershey Highway by Ian Chode February 11, 2004