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The Gush 

Prolonged and incessant ejaculation, resulting in death.
"The firsht guy that ever wash to get The Gush wash Dean Dorsey. I've sheen the clip. He'sh doing the snot shot, and suddenly there'sh thish real panic on hish face, and he just keeps shtaring down at himshelf whimpering "oh my god, oh my god," like a shad voice, freaky clown. He'sh coming with the tears in his voice, but they are not there. It ish bad." - Dutch Pornstar, Rudy van Winkel
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The Gush 

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.
"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".
The Gush by monkey November 11, 2003

The Gush 

Women's menstural cycle
Anne's in a bad mood, she must be on the Gush
The Gush by Lorcán000 January 15, 2009

what the gush 

charlis way of telling you that you are dumb and need to do better
jaylee: my ex is texting me!!!
charli: what the gush
what the gush by charlicarly December 30, 2021

The Gusher 

The act of squeezing the juices of gusher fruit snacks onto your penis and having a female lick it clean.
Mikey:"Dude, Delaney gave me The Gusher last night!"

Evan: "Holy shit! Did her tongue turn purple?"

Mikey: "Yeah, and her head turned into a bunch of grapes like in the commercials!"
The Gusher by Luke's whipped October 18, 2011

The Forbidden Gusher

I was eating a girl out and a Forbidden Gusher slipped into my mouth.
I was with a girl and ate the Forbidden Gusher.
She took her pants off and a Forbidden Gusher Fell out.

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child