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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

The Bloodlust Guild

The Bloodlust Guild is a community on the Hypixel Minecraft Server. The community's name is shortened to "Blood" by most people. Most known for their hate crimes to anyone who is a minority, whether that be relating to your gender, race, sexuality, or how you look. The guild contains social rejects from other Hypixel communities. Majority of the guild cheats in the game giving the guild a bad reputation. Even though the guild does not have a good reputation, it has high stats due to the level of cheaters and misfits ending up there. Although most of the people suck, you can still find some nice players, but it is rare!
Player 1: niklas just cheated in my recent game!
Player 2: he is in the bloodlust guild, what do you expect.
The Bloodlust Guild by cashcow69 August 26, 2022

The Foundation Guild 

A boosting guild which whips their trial members to make then gxp. Pretty damn homo in general, Blood OP.
Oh The foundation guild they boost right? I heard that timedeo is in it now, now we know how we got max buildbattle! :O
The Foundation Guild by TJRavenD January 24, 2019

The Procrastination Guild 

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

The Tech Guild 

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
The Tech Guild by thetechguild February 5, 2022

The BloodLust Guild

The Blood Lust is THE best guild of players on the biggest server ever of the biggest game ever (Hypixel Minecraft). It is composed of the absolute crème de la crème of the Hypixel playerbase.

The skillset and standards are absolutely THROUGH the ROOF, and so the guild attracts many haters, unable to meet the skill requirements to join the Guild and unable to understand the mindset required to become a true BloodLust warrior. The Blood Lust is truly the peak of the Hypixel tryhard and grinding community, being composed of the BEST players to have ever had the chance of logging onto the Hypixel Minecraft Java server, and being united by the very recognizable guild tag BLOOD. Truly I tell you, anytime anyone sees a player with this Guild tag, they envy them so much that they start to hate all over the internet. Spreading lies and misinformation. However during these tough times nearing the apocalypse, and with brain sicknesses flooding humanity because of the devil, The Blood Lust members recognize that they are being persecuted by the enemy, and will not let their faith into the guild's community go away, no matter what.
GDRogue, imaeve, fihse: *nonsense on the forums*
*The BloodLust Guild Member* : ignores it and continues grinding
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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