The Greens 

An Australian cult full of rejects, who pose as an "activist" group to feel relevant. Full of uni dropouts, Karens, soyboys, and . They act like spoilt brats - if they don't get their way they rally, use shaming tactics and generic insults, and claim that they know everything about the world after doing one uni class. Many of them dye their hair or make up strange words to label themselves to think "look at me, I'm special".

The Greens are so desperate for votes they pander to minorities and immigrants and target primary school aged children, as well as troll Youtube channels like Sky news, trying to use primitive shaming tactics. Because they are desperate for attention and to feel relevant, the Greens will protest and rally over anything they can find, even petty things like what someone said on Facebook.

The Greens have crazy idea and make rash decisions, but assume everyone else will fund it.

Jo: "The Greens Party rallied today, holding up traffic and public transport"
Jane: "Yep, usual procedure".

The Greens by Based Fiend April 21, 2023

the greens 

The bad buzz you get from marijuana, basically when you get too high. Symptoms include severe anxiety, paranoia, panic attacks, increased heart rate, decreased blood pressure, hunger, dehydration, severe cottonmouth, shallow breathing, nausea, vomiting, loss of common sense, feeling you've lost touch with reality, dizziness and impaired balance and going pale (or "going green"). Not the nicest.

The whole scenario is common amongst first-time users, lightweights and 12-year-old kids. Pure stoners even experience the greens now and again.

"Fucking hell, man, that is some brilliant blow".
"Yeah, just leave me for a minute".
"Fuck, he's going in the fetal position!".
"No, I'm fine, fine, fine!"
"Damn, brother got the greens".

the greens by surfking September 2, 2009

The greens 

The greens a kids show,
Romance
Comedy
And chaos!
It’s a kid show about farmers on disney plus

Person: Nancy green is a milf
Another person: I know, right
the greens

The greens by Smack my ass like a drum November 17, 2021

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

squeeze the greens 

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

squeeze the greens by ckm June 18, 2006

Seasoning the Greens 

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

Seasoning the Greens by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

chasing the green dragon

1. Slang phrase that refers to smoking cannabis buds from a bong or bong derivative **Not to be confused with "chasing the dragon" (opium substances)**

2. It can be used also to refer to that elusive first beautiful Marijuana euphoria one has experienced in their 1st MJ smoke that constantly eludes one thereafter and one continues to "chase the green dragon" but never catches it.

After work I am going to chase the green dragon and feel GOOD.

I have been chasing the green dragon for years since I was 18 , but I cannot catch it . Its a bummer.

chasing the green dragon by Old school bossman November 15, 2020