the grandma
the grandma by The Grandma June 26, 2005
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The grandma
This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
The grandma by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
The Grandma Grinder
The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.
“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”
“Hell yeah dude!”
“Hell yeah dude!”
The Grandma Grinder by plop plip August 4, 2019
the grandma is the baby
An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
the grandma is the baby by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
That's the grandma
That's the grandma by thewhaleoflife October 15, 2018
fingering the grandma
doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.
fingering the grandma by anita bigdick May 24, 2004
that's the grandma
that's the grandma by KKJNNKHGKJHFHJFSHGFXGV October 16, 2018
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